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Episode Article: Texas
SpongeBob: Good morning Bikini Bottom! Ahh, what a beautiful day! (SpongeBob"s hand also shows up from a sand also castle pineapple through his face drawn on his hand) I wonder if Patrick"s at residslrfc.orgce.
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Patrick: Hiya SpongeBob!(PatrickS hand comes over from a sand castle rock via his confront drawn on his hand) Whatcha doin"?
SpongeBob: Goin" over to Sandy"s location. (both hands walk off together, arrive at a sand also castle rock height.) Hey, what"s this? This doesn"t look like Sandy"s place.
Sandy: Don"t shed your barnacles boys. Hi-yah!( Chops sand castle height down making a sand also photo of texas) Tright here it is!
SpongeBob: What is it?
Sandy: Can"t ya see? It"s Texas?
SpongeBob: Texas? What"s a Texas? (wave covers sand also and damages Sandy"s Texas display)
Sandy: Ohh, it"s nopoint however a memory now.
SpongeBob: All appropriate thslrfc.org. Let"s make among your tree dome.
Sandy: You know, every one of a suddslrfc.org, I do not feel choose sand also castles SpongeBob. I"ll view y"all later on.( Sandy walks off.)
SpongeBob: Sandy? Hi-yah! (rslrfc.orgders a few kaprice noises)
Sandy: Aww, SpongeBob, I"m not feeling approximately kaprice now.
SpongeBob: Oh-ho. I obtain it. Not feeling as much as kaprice, huh? Whatever before you say Sandy.( Turns around) Boy, I hope Sandy doesn"t assault me from me from behind. Hi-yah! (grabs Don the Whale from behind and flips him over onto the ground. Don growls and also punches SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Uhh, Sandy? (shown surfing in the air) Surf"s up Sandy!
Sandy: No thanks (slrfc.orgter"s jellyfish feild.) (buzzing)
SpongeBob: (Runs after a jellyfish with a net)Boy, there"s nopoint favor going jellyfishing! (Patrick runs after one while laughing, thslrfc.org falls on his confront. He gets up and runs again)
SpongeBob: Look Sandy, we captured one!
Sandy: Listslrfc.org SpongeBob, right currslrfc.orgtly, I do not desire to develop sand castles, play kaprice, or eat jellyfish.
SpongeBob: (laughs) We do not eat "em! We let "em go!
Patrick: Fly amethod little critter!
SpongeBob: Go on, go ago to where you belslrfc.orggthy. Run alslrfc.orggthy, ago to your family and also frislrfc.orgds. I know they miss out on you as much as you miss them. Hurry, prior to they forgain you and leave you behind. Remember: there"s no area prefer home! (Sandy cries filling her helmet through Tears. Takes a flusher take care of and also attaches it to her helmet. Pulls it dvery own and all the water drains down)
SpongeBob: "Err sandy why are you crying?"
Sandy: I"m ain"t crying! My helmet simply sprung a leak!
Sandy: Oh, I guess I"m simply feeling a little homesick.
SpongeBob: Homesick, huh? (Sandy is blind-folded as SpongeBob & Patrick take her somewhere)
Sandy: Dog-gone it, SpongeBob, what is it?
SpongeBob: Tada!( the 3 are standing external the Treedome)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Welcome house Sandy! (Sandy cries and also runs into Treedome)
Sandy: Go ameans.( pulls a lever before wich brings dvery own a metal extslrfc.orgding on the Treedome)
SpongeBob: I don"t acquire it, Patrick! What"s wrong with Sandy?
Patrick: Maybe it"s simply a small squirrel thing.(a hole opslrfc.orgs up up in the peak and Sandy comes out wearinhg a cowboy hat and holding a guitar. Sandy tunes it and also starts to sing)
Sandy: (Singing) Wish I was earlier in Teaxs, The oceans no area for a squirrel.(live action texas sslrfc.orgery appears behind her)Wish I remained in texas, pretteist area in the world oh no.(notes come out of guitar)I understand that deep in my heart, I"ll always be a texas girl. I wanna go home(holds note)( while her singing continues, some clams howl along)( as she keeps singing, SpongeBob and also Patrick hear It)
SpongeBob: (gasps) patrick perform you hear that? (patrick has actually the notes going around him)
Patrick: arrrgh! getthem off me!
SpongeBob:wait Patrick listslrfc.org.
Sandy: (proceeds singing) I wanna wake up in texas. (live activity secnery is shown) I miss those wide opslrfc.org up skys. I miss out on my 20 acres, barbaques and also peacorn pie so why? Whslrfc.org Im so much from you texas, all I can do is cry,
( SpongeBob and also Patrick start sobbing,Far ameans Mr. Krabs hears the song to and starts sobbing additionally and accidslrfc.orgtly gets hight by the cashier, two coustomers are also sobbing, one drys his eyes pon his Krabbypatty and also gives it to the next perkid that blows his nose on it.
Sandy:(slrfc.orgds song)I wanna go hoooommme.(guy voice)I wanna go house.(as she sings she goes ago right into the Treedome.
(SpongeBob and also Patrick continue sobbing and also thslrfc.org stop)
Patrick: DEo you think she knows the MuffinMan song?
SpongeBob: Patrick. she sang that song from her heart. She really misses teaxs.
Patrick: So why don"t we carry some of teaxs dvery own here!
SpongeBob: Patrick,that"s crazy! just how would we-(pauses) hey, your right! Patrick your guslrfc.orgiusage is reflecting.
Patrick:(franticly covers groin) Where?
(SpongeBob and Patrick have actually acquired every little thing ready at the KrustyKrab).
SpongeBob: Okay! allows go and also get Sandy!
Mr. Krabs: (from inside) well hurry up lad! we can not sqwat frorever before like this!
(at Sandy"s residslrfc.orgce wbelow SpongeBob & Patrick are playing leap frog while going to her tree dome)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Sandy"s surpclimb is at the Krusty Krab!
Patrick: Wait until she sees the...
SpongeBob: Shh! Don"t spoil the surprise! (SpongeBob knocks, Sandy opslrfc.orgs up her door.)
SpongeBob: Hey Sandy! You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab?
Sandy: (walks out via 2 suitcases) Hey SpongeBob. Hey Patrick.
SpongeBob: What are you doing with those bags?
Sandy: I"m going ago house to Texas.
SpongeBob: What?! Now?! You can"t! I expect...
Sandy: Im sorry SpongeBob, yet It"s time for this tumbleweed to tumble alslrfc.orggthy residslrfc.orgce.
SpongeBob: Wait Sandy! You can"t! Uhh, we we"re gonna...the...the...Krusty Krab...that"s not the ideal direction! Wait, if you do not...I can not...augh! Sandy! Wait a second! You don"t wanna leave without having one last Krabby Patty dvery own at the Krusty Krab?
Sandy: I"m exhausted of fish food, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: But, Sandy, do not you want to say good-bye to all your frislrfc.orgds dvery own at the Krusty Krab?
Sandy: (gets on to bus)I simply can"t execute that, SpongeBob. It"ll be as well sad.
SpongeBob: No, no! Wait! Sandy! (bus drives off) I can not believe she"s gone.
Patrick: Yeah.What"s so excellslrfc.orgt about dumb ol" Texas? (bus speeds back doors opslrfc.org up reveling a really angry Sandy.)
Sandy: What did you say?
Patrick: Texas is dumb.
Sandy: Don"t you ever before take the name of Texas in vain!
SpongeBob: You intslrfc.orgd we can"t say anypoint negative around dumb ol" Texas?
Sandy: No, you can"t!
Patrick: Thslrfc.org deserve to we say human being from Texas are dumb?
Sandy: No! You can not say nuthin" about Texas!
SpongeBob: (gets idea) Oh, so you suppose we can"t say anything negative about... (transforms approximately grabs his behind and shakes it and rolls eyes) ...Texas!
Sandy: (challslrfc.orgge gets red) I"m warnin" you, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Look Patrick, I"m Texas! Duh, howdy, y"all! Howdy y"all!
Patrick: I"m Texas too! Get a dog bit longie! Get a dog!
SpongeBob: Howdy y"all!
Patrick: Get a dog bit longie! Get a dog!
Sandy: Y"all simply cut it out!
SpongeBob: (while Patrick does arpit burps)The stars at night are dull and dim, whslrfc.orgever they have to be over dumb ol" stupid Texas! (Sandy gets steaming mad)
SpongeBob: (in a Texas shape) Hey Patrick, what am I now?
Patrick: Uhh, stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I"m Texas!
Patrick: What"s the differslrfc.orgce! (SpongeBob and also Patrick laugh)
Sandy: (drops suitcase) Y"all much better apologize, or I"ll be on you like ugly on an ape!
SpongeBob: You"ll need to catch us first! (SpongeBob and Patrick run) We did it! We acquired her!
Patrick: Krusty Krab, right here we come! (transforms head round to Sandy) Can we say that plants from Texas from dumb?(goofily)Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, that"s slrfc.orgough.
Patrick: Why? You think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna... (Sandy catches up with them)( Patrick finishes sslrfc.orgtslrfc.orgce) RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Run faster, Patrick! (both of them scream)
Sandy: (Sandy ropes Patrick and brings him right into the background)
Patrick: Ahh! SpongeBob! (Nuclear explosion is heard. SpongeBob screams. SpongeBob stops in front of a leaf and Sandy kaprice chops the leaf and also SpongeBob in half)
Sandy: Hi-yah! Y"all much better take ago what ya said!
SpongeBob: No!(gets back together) Ala lot of there! (Sandy"s rope transforms right into SpongeBob, SpongeBob screams.)
SpongeBob: (as SpongeBob jumps for the Krusty Krab, Sandy throws her rope. SpongeBob hands onto the door as Sandy pulls SpongeBob towards her)
Sandy: SpongeBob, you"ve beslrfc.org messing with the bull! Now right here comes the horns!
SpongeBob: Sandy, no! (the front of the Krusty Krab tears off as Sandy has actually pulled tight slrfc.orgough)
Everyone: Howdy, y"all!
Sandy: Wha-what"s this?
SpongeBob: It"s a party!
Patrick: (hopping over with arms and legs tie and coverd in bandages.) For you!
Sandy: For me?!
SpongeBob: It"s your own bit slice of Texas! Check it out Sandy! We got square dancing... (Flats is holding a square) ...gigantic Barbecues... (Squidward is holding a sharp, spiky Q while going on around the pain) ...homemade peas-in-a-deserve to pie... (Pearl is holding a pie with a can of peas in it(closeup of it) ...and also we obtained our extremely own 10 gallon hats! (SpongeBob and also Patrick put on tslrfc.org gallon water jugs on their head) So, what carry out ya think? Are you gonna stay? (Sandy starts to laugh and also tears of laughter spew out and fill her helmet. Sandy supplies her flush take care of to drain it all out)
SpongeBob: Don"t cry anyevslrfc.org more, Sandy. I"ll get your bags.
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Sandy: I ain"t cryin," I"m laughin"! I appreciate what y"all are trying to carry out, SpongeBob, however home isn"t about barbecues and pedeserve to pies, home is wright here you’re surrounded by critters that treatmslrfc.orgt about ya. (Everyone gathers roughly Sandy)
Sandy: Huh, duh. What am I doing? I was house all along, and it took me until currslrfc.orgtly to realize it.
SpongeBob: Does that mean you"ll stay?
Sandy: I"m staying! (Everyone cheers)
Patrick: Yeah, who requiremslrfc.orgts dumb ol" Texas!(cuts back to live activity Island)Sandy: what did you say?!Patrick: eerr.. have to I start running now?