Sing Voices of Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Scarlett Johanschild. Directed by Garth Jennings. Rated PG. Opens December 21 citywide.

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To paraphrase George Orwell, if you want a snapshot of the future of Hollywood animated movies, imagine a cartoon pig belting out a Taylor Swift song—forever. That’s the dystopian nightmare offered by Sing, the latest production from Illumicountry Entertainment, which has currently inflicted the Minions upon the people. Simultaneously plotless and also filled via far also many type of plots, Sing is basically Amerideserve to Idol with animated humanlike pets, set in an animal-filled metropolis (a pale reflection of the inventiveness on screen in Zootopia) wright here koala phase impresario Buster Moon (voiced by Matthew McConaughey) devises a singing competition as a means to save his failing theater.

The movie lines up a range of contestants who have the kind of closely crafted backstories grew by reality-TV producers, yet each one just gets enough display screen time for very wide reremedies of those simplistic stories. And the movie’s overarching plot quantities to extremely little, as Buster attempts to mount a hit that deserve to proccasion his theater from foreclocertain. The story evokes the “let’s put on a show” narratives of timeless musicals, however the style is all crass 2016 Hollylumber, with a soundtrack complete of squeaky-clean, soulmuch less versions of pop songs (sometimes just brief snippets) sung by a selection of cartoon pets (including, in a recurring gag, a group of borderline racist Japanese red pandas). The movie bombards the audience via familiar songs, shamelessly pandering to each potential demographic.

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Like Buster himself, the movie is only interested in filling seats, not in any sort of artistry. Writer-director Garth Jennings produced a tribute to ramshackle imagination via his 2007 live-activity movie Son of Rambow, yet every little thing around Sing, from the character design to the song options to the storyinforming, is commercialized and also homogenized, interested just in the bottom line. When other animated movies end with the characters perdeveloping some incongruous feel-good musical number as the credits roll, at least it’s possible to walk out of the theater remembering the preceding story. Sing amounts to one of those musical numbers stretched out over virtually 2 hours. It pummels the audience into entry, and then expects to be cheered on for an encore.