Throughout a special trip to an elementary institution, the president reads an remarkable book to the youngsters and runs his immigration policy by his brand-new pals. Watch more from The President Show now: ****** The President Show airs Thursdays at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.
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("Hail to the Chief" playing) Wow. Unbelievable. What an remarkable crowd. What great little children. I wanted to come here bereason education and learning is so necessary, and we want to make certain that the college is good for you. We think you males can go without lunch. You don't need lunch. You recognize you don't need lunch. And we want to shorten the school day. 'Causage we can't afford to fund the institutions. All best, excellent. All right, well, such fun. Wonderful kids. Okay, Bridgain, I'm done. Let's go. -Uh, sir? Sir? -Thank you so a lot. -WOMAN: Excusage me, sir, -Wonderful time. Great time. No, no, no, no. Sir? Remember? You're supposed to read to the kids? All appropriate. Let's check out this. This is an significant book dubbed The Art of the Deal. I filmed this book cover in a forest. Look at that male. So handsome. "I speak to Ivan Boeskies. "Boesky's an arbitrageur. My idea is to hire Steve Rubell and Ian Schrager..." You men know who they are. "...the creators of Studio 54 and the Palladium." What is it, kid? Who are they? They are incredible genuine estate males that owned Studio 54, and that's a location wright here you can carry out anything. Yeah, "what the heck" is right. -Fake children. Fake children. -No. We are not! -Fake children. -No. We're not fake. Fake children. Play through the kids? What's fun about them? Now, first off, you're the foremale. Okay? You're the chief electrician. Now, this is a contract, okay? Now, this man, he's gonna desire to take a kickback for every little thing you carry out. Now, bring me three yellow ones. The yellows are the illegals that we hire to carry out the task that the men in workman comp won't. And that's the method to treat an illegal-- just throw 'em appropriate on there. So these men are gonna execute the job-related. The foreman's gonna obtain a kickearlier, however he's gonna need to pay the Mob males. Now, the Mob men, they talk to me, okay? Only me. This is what's so much fun about building-- are you kidding me? Oh, no! Oh, no. -GIRL: Let's develop it bigger. -But this is fine. We have the right to insurance claim insurance on that. See, now, we might simply insurance claim a bankruptcy versus the construction prices. Then we deserve to sue to reduced the prices, make $40 million off a structure we don't even construct. Then take my name and simply slap it on the front of this structure. We don't also have to construct it. And that's just how service functions. Now, I'm reasoning around producing a mass deportation regime, wright here we're gonna take civilization who are illegal immigrants, separate them from their households and also ship them to other countries. What carry out you think of that? -No. Don't execute that. -You shouldn't take them ameans from their parents. What execute I do about that? You might just keep them here. Sir, carry out you desire to go, or are you, uh...? -Excusage me? -I'm s... Mike, gain out of below. -We're making beads. -Sorry, sir. Sorry. Unbelievable. You understand, you obtained to have actually a ideal frifinish, right? But, boy, they deserve to obtain on your nerves. -You recognize what I mean? -Yeah. Mike's constantly favor, sir, this, sir, that. Oh, sir, don't perform that. Sir, sir, pull your pants up. -PENCE: Sir, I have the right to hear you. -All right, good. -Okay. -Maybe you'll take the note. Anyway, I desire to provide you a friendship bracelet that I've produced you. Annabelle, I offer you this friendship bracelet bereason you're now my brand-new best friend and my only ideal friend in the human being. Everybody else, including the last person I was talking to, is no much longer my ideal friend. -(Trump clears throat) -Yes, sir. ♪ ♪ Red light, green light, one, 2, three. Red light! Eco-friendly light. Red light! (indistinctive shouts) ♪ ♪ TRUMP: Yay, yay, yay. Yay, yay, yay, yay. That's ideal. Watch it, boy. Tbelow we go. You can remain up on it. -Sir. Sir, we need to gain going. -(school bell rings) -What? -We need to acquire going, Sir. -I don't want to go. -I recognize, but it's time to go. -I don't desire to go, Mike. -But it's time to go. -I don't want to go! -Sir, it's time to go. -I don't want to go! -Let's go. -I don't desire to go! -Come on, it's time. I understand you're having actually fun, yet it's time to go. -Come on, let's go. -(Trump sobbing) Let's go, come on. Drop the ball, provide the round to someone else. -I don't want to go! -Give the ball to someone else. -Give the ball to someone else. -I don't desire to go! Mr. President, provide the ball to someone else. -I don't desire to go. -Give it to someone else. -Give it to someone else. -I don't want to go. -Here. No, no. Don't perform that. -I don't want to go. Here. He's your ball, say thanks to you. -It's okay, it's okay. -(Trump sobbing) It's okay. We need to talk to the president of Argentina. Let's go. -We have to talk -I don't care. -to the president of Argentina. -I don't desire to go. I don't desire to go! You had actually the majority of fun. We had actually many fun. -We had many fun. -(Trump moaning) Nope. -My friendship bracelet! -Okay, thank you so much. You're the president of the United States. -Let's go. -(youngsters laughing) (Trump groans) -CHILD: See ya. -You didn't check out that. That didn't occur. Thank you incredibly a lot.
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TRUMP (crying): Mike.