I desire to impress my spanish teacher by informing him a joke in spanish and also his favorite type of joke is a knock-knock joke.

but i require one!!!

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They might not exist...but you might make one. When I say make, I intend to english to spanish type of thing, I"m sure the teacher would certainly more than likely still appreciate the idea.

Golpear - to strike (i"ve heard it provided as "to knock" like knock on the door)

SO, I"m certain you can say something prefer, "Golpea, golpea...." I expect, it kind of sounds funny, yet hey it"s a joke, it must be funny right?

http://www.slrfc.org/answers/118907/what-would-a-spanish-knock-knock-joke-be#a876262 - jaquinde, JUL 9, 2015

"Toc, toc"

"¿Quien es?"

"El Conde"

"¿El que?"

"¡El que te la mete y se esconde!"

duh! (actually took me a while)


Really? I would certainly. As lengthy it"s in great humor there"s absolutely nopoint wrong with a dirty joke. My mommy always told me that cursing was a perfectly acceptable method of communication as long as your intent is not harmful. - jeezzle

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The question of "intent" (that may have been a consideration for your mother) is, for some, irappropriate. The only thing that matters is the certain expression that you employ. Consider the biblical statement that "Evil is in the eye of the beholder". One feasible interpretation would certainly be "Tright here is nopoint that is inherently evil yet that reasoning provides it so." (the responsibility for reasoning it evil lies through the person that thinks it evil, facts, themselves, are neutral). Anvarious other interpretation would certainly be that anypoint is/deserve to be evil if you/someone thinks it to be evil (i.e. something/something is evil because someone thinks that it/he is evil).

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I agree through your statement but I take into consideration it my individual mission to loosen human being up. My roommate is a fundie and also it drives me nuts. However as Heidita has shelp not to short article the joke, I will certainly comply and also follow the rules. - jeezzle, DIC 16, 2009